FINALLY.

Since the dawn of recorded music, musicians spanning every genre imaginable have longed to harness the musicality of human burps and farts.  Finally, technology has advanced to the point where this dream can be transformed into a breath-taking reality.  Syncersoft has announced the release of a new VST instrument for Windows called Amusing Sounds of the Body.  Featuring 21 different "noise profiles", this instrument at last allows you to sprinkle sneezing & urinating sounds throughout your heretofore unfinished symphony.  Did I mention it's free, too?  Mark this day on your calendar, people.  One day people will talk about this in the same hushed reverence as they do the Minimoog.